- How many Hawaiian shirt alerts did you have today? 

- Do I owe you any money? Yeah, 120,000. I thought I owed you a couple of million? Nah, remember you paid me 3.4 mil last week.

- Wanna go eat at Mamas? Nah, I got some food from Banh Bao Mama. Ok, xoi Mama in the morning? 

- Which rugby player are you going to be today?

- How many students are you teaching this week? 1100, the usual.

- Are you teaching the mob boss today? Yeah, who’ve you got? My vampire kid and a couple of devil classes.

- Was he a gecko or a skink?